STUD MUFFIN...TWO F'S

OK. SO I HAVE TO SHARE THIS STORY. TODAY AT WORK, I TOOK A CALL. EVERYTHING WAS GOING LIKE NORMAL UNTIL THE PART WHERE I ASKED WHO I WAS SPEAKING TO. THE MAN'S REPLY? "STUD MUFFIN." TO WHICH I RESPONDED WITH, "ARE YOU SERIOUS?" AND WE BOTH LAUGHED. THEN I ASKED HIM HOW TO SPELL IT AND HE STARTED, "S-T-U-D..." THEN KILLED HIMSELF LAUGHING. I AGAIN ASKED WHO I WAS SPEAKING WITH AND HE AGAIN SAID, "STUD MUFFIN." I TOLD HIM, "SIR, THIS WILL SHOW ON YOUR INVOICE...DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO CREATE THE NAME STUD MUFFIN?" HE LAUGHED AND SAID, "SURE, WHY NOT? I'VE BEEN CALLED WORSE." I THEN ASKED IF THAT WAS ONE F OR TWO. HE SAID TWO. WELL, THE NEXT PART IS WE ARE SUPPOSE TO SAY, "OK (INSERT THE NAME OF CUSTOMER HERE), WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU TODAY?" SO YOU CAN IMAGINE MY HORROR WHEN I MEAKLY SAID, "OK, STUD MUFFIN, WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU TODAY?" I TRIED HARD TO COMPOSE MYSELF, BUT I COULDN'T HELP IT...I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF! WE BOTH LAUGHED FOR A GOOD MINUTE. THE CALL WENT ON AS NORMAL, BUT I JUST COULDN'T BRING MYSELF TO SAY, "THANK YOU FOR CALLING, STUD MUFFIN!!"